Dyingfish

Support Piracy

2012-01-24T22:18:00.000-08:00

We all should support piracy and continuous boycott in buying original. Why do i said so? As for the film industry and music market, if we continuous to buy original CD, DVD or DISC we'll harm and pollutes the green. After all film industry and recording company have already earn million and billion of money from us. That is the same goes to many games maker nowadays. It is not wrong for once in a while we care for our environment.

Feel free to view the diagram above for clearer explanation. So support piracy once in a while, and love our mother nature.

God Are Immortals

2012-01-09T21:07:00.000-08:00

An interesting topic to be discussed. One of my colleagues in the same company kept saying that god are immortals and he really do exist. Somehow he said that god had shows him in a way that he existed.

I just wanna says, god does not exist in real world. He is just an idol or heroes in a story tales. If god is immortals, he would be the same as those marvel comic heroes etc Spiderman, Superman, X-Men, Hulks, Iceman, Silver surfer and Mutants. Well do you know all those super heroes only existed in comic books? It isn't real~!

Have you seen him(or her) before? GOD?

The only immortals that i know is my country prime minister. He is really immortals.
And whom else is immortals? Russian? One push of a button can send a nuclear warhead right into your backyard. Those are so called immortals.

~ It's been a hell of a year~

2011-12-27T19:02:00.000-08:00

It's been a while since i blogged. And it's been a hell bad luck of year 2011.
I'm glad it's all over now. I'm beginning to see things clearly, why it happens and what went wrong. Everything happens for a reason, and the almighty god trying to show us and convey his message in a way to let us know this is all the wrong choices we made. It is not supposed to end this way and we(me) deserved something better, someone better and a better options. From work, relationship, love, income and etc.
I'm so glad now....

As to say, thank god for ending this as soon as possible. He opened my eyes, provides me with someone way much better that i deserved. As for her, i do not want to know what happened, either dead or alive. A bygone is bygone, as human being we should improve ourself and not stick to the past.

I have a set of marvellous work colleague now, i've gained some weight, look much better now, and on top of that i've got many people whom admired me for whom i am.
The best part is, many girls are after me now. I'm well saught by females.

At last i'm back for good, and will continues to blog and pin down my thought here.
So stay tune my fellow loyal followers. It's gonna be an exciting update when i bought my 1st new DSLR in 2012 and taking pictures of trips.

Mobile IMEI

2011-10-20T00:11:00.000-07:00

Be careful when purchasing mobile phone...
For verifying the originality and made of your mobile phone, try the below step:

► Press *#06# followed by call key
► An IMEI will appeared. [International Mobile Equipment Identity]
► Double check your mobile IMEI digit no 7 & 8
Example ... : 311674047470473
Position 7 & 8 is "04"

02 or 20: from China = Low Quality
08 or 80: from Germany = Intermediate
01 or 10: from Finland = Best
00 or 03 or 04 : From Original Manufacturer = The Best
13 : From Azerbaijan = The Worst And Unsafe

Source : Some Facebook user

The Author

2011-10-10T08:43:00.000-07:00

As proclaimed by the artist of the above painting, it is a drawing of fish in 3D effect. But to me, seems like a flock of tadpoles or sperm from a microscopic view.

Hahaha~! Funny painting~!

Confession Of The Devil

2011-10-10T08:26:00.000-07:00

When i love someone, i love until i'm completely insane, i care for her so much until i lost myself conscious, i pamper till i'm brokes, i wanted till i'm willing to paid for the consequences. But when i'm done, and when i fall back, when you don't want me, when you call it the end, make sure you don't make a return because i will never ever gonna give you a second chances. I will put an end to every memories of ours, and that's it. It's forever goodbye because loving you is not worth it. "Sayonara~!"

* ~ Love The Way You Lie ~*

2011-08-02T10:43:00.000-07:00

Waking up in the middle of the night, penning down my thoughts. Feeling sadness as it was like yesterday. Poverty creep into my life. Lost of love. Drifting away from my aim and my life goal. What is this? Why is this? What's happening to me?

All this question lingering in my mind right now. What should i do now....?
I work my ass all this life just to reach that place and suddenly i lost it all.
I'm beginning to felt that i am worthless, i was useless. Is it because i gave up?
No...The answer is NO. I didn't gave up so easily. I strive so hard yet failed. I've tried so many times yet stranded. Someone up there is playing a prank on me.

I can't admit i'm not good. Cause i've survived 5 times, yet i managed to get hold of it and kept running. When is this marathon will be over? So don't ever try asking me to pray to him for hopes and lucks.

If you ever see this CAT, would like to say thanks for being there for a short moment. I love being your friends and i love being myself too. Our characteristics really clashes between each other. You're a strong opponent, but i got to kept myself running. I got to do this once again. Hope miracles happen. Thanks and good night~!

* ~ In My Mind ~*

2011-04-20T15:25:00.000-07:00

My work, my career now and money.
My new house, my new car and my old car.
My blogs, my writing, and my creative work.
My family, my parents and my new lover.
My song, my drink and my place.
My aim, my wish and my birthday list.

Piss Off

2011-04-17T13:36:00.000-07:00

I am trying to sleep. Suddenly there's a telephone call. First time the caller kept quiet. Second time the caller answer by asking me not to disturb her. Fucking pissed off. Hello stranger..., i already isolated myself from calling her and messaging her for 2 weeks. We already broke up since 08 January 2011. You is the one who have called me.

If you are her new boyfriend, you can have her. But don't simply call me in the middle of the night when i'm trying to sleep just to talk rubbish. I need to work. She owes me nothing and we don't owed each other anything.

Althought money spend, wedding photo taken, i take it as a past gesture. Althought wedding ring bought but i will sell it off later. Althought everything is arranged but i will take it as a nearly missed event. Althought I have shower her with gift on her birthday and her son birthday. I take it as the past. I have celebrate and being with her on her birthday ad her son birthday, i am satisfied now. She has her freedom now and she can do whatever she wants. And i am also have my freedom now and do whatever i want.

If you're her new boyfriend, you can enjoy yourself being with her. But please in future ask your girlfriend not to called me or message me. Don't be like last time coming to find me when i go outstation works my ass off. Don't message or call me again.

I have shut my door and sealed my heart. Please don't come back and move on with your own life. I will bless you. Althought we are separated by fates and many things happen, please move on with your new life. I am okay now. I will lives myself to the fullest on my own. Thanks for the 1year friendship and relationship. I appreciate the memories. Good bye and hopes we never ever meet again.

You will never know

2011-02-26T23:38:00.000-08:00

How many times does a butterfly blink, Before it learns to fly?
The sky is sprinkled over with countless stars, But how many there will remain?
So close I can hear you breathe, So sorry I didn't keep hold of you.

How could I ignore your every cry, All the downpour of your tears...
So clearly pierced my heart, You don't know why I had to keep away
Circling above the sky, just out of sight..
So many things that you'll never knew....

- Devilz -

What is it?

2011-02-23T21:56:00.000-08:00

Love is not as simple as just a feeling.. it is a decision where you choose to stay, cherish or to let it pass by. Love is not determines by fate, you'll need to try harder for it without giving up.

And so does our life path, it is not that everything fated or destined.. as long as you believe, there will always a way and miracle(s) may happens.. ....

Satan will always be around, cause satan exist to make one life a living hell.
God? I have no comment on this useless idiot..................................

- Jayz -

我不是你的第一　但我想成为你的唯一

2011-01-24T23:31:00.000-08:00

我可以不是你第一个喜欢的人，
但希望是你最后一个喜欢的人。

我可以不是你第一个牵手的人，
但希望是你执子揩手白头的人。

我可以不是你第一个拥抱的人，
但希望是你今后相伴到老的人。

我可以不是你第一个亲吻的人，
但希望是你今后唯一想吻的人。

我可以不是你第一个拥有的人，
但希望是你最后一个拥有的人。

我可以、可以、可以不是你的种种第一，但是我希望,
我可以是你一遇到痛苦就第一个想到的人,唯一一个想倾诉的人。

我可以是你一遇到快乐第一个想分享的人,
唯一一个同甘苦的人。

我可以是你一遇到挫折第一个想依靠的人,
唯一想到避风港的人。

我可以是你今生以后, 唯一一个可以相伴的人.
也是相伴夕阳黄昏的人。

所以,
亲爱的,

请将通往你心里的神圣大门钥匙放心的交给我, 我会是你最忠实守护的“第一个人”，也是“唯一一个的”

~Pen-ing down my thought~

2010-11-21T00:30:00.000-08:00

It's been a while since i've updated my blogs. Relocated to some where else from my hometown for training. I was hoping this will end soon. Currently in the hotel feeling sober and bored.

I think i've drown in the sea of love. I've only realised this now. So what? Maybe when we walk further and farther down the road, then only we'll see things clearly, mistakes we've done during our relationships and the stupidity we are.

There much thing to be done then falling in love, there are much thing to ponder and think other than love. Well..... it's easier to said than doing it. Some people is mature in term of relationship but childish in otherwise, but i think i have been mature in relationship but not in my career. I am thinking of the other half all this time by myself. Jealousy causes argument and in the end, we're apart. I do not know what is she thinking of me until this day. Many friends and foes advised me to be strong, wipe my tears off, cause i'm a guy.
So what's wrong with a guy in tears? Guys are human too right? They have feeling too...!!!

Think~! ( To All Ungrateful Girlfriends Out There)

2010-09-13T02:05:00.000-07:00

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.

He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life
led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying:
'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.'

This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.

Life Is a Gift

Today - before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak.

Before - you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat..

Before - you complain about your husband - Think of someone who's crying out to a "GOD" for a companion.

Today - before you complain about life - Think of someone who went too early to heaven..

Money Can Buy Happiness~!

2010-09-08T03:24:00.000-07:00

Money Can Buy Happiness by The Associated Press
The Associated Press - September 7, 2010

They say money can't buy happiness. They're wrong. At least up to a point.

People's emotional well-being -- happiness -- increases along with their income up to about $75,000, researchers report in Tuesday's edition of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. For folks making less than that, said Angus Deaton, an economist at the Center for Health and Wellbeing at Princeton University, "Stuff is so in your face it's hard to be happy. It interferes with your enjoyment."

Deaton and Daniel Kahneman reviewed surveys of 450,000 Americans conducted in 2008 and 2009 for the Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index that included questions on people's day-to-day happiness and their overall life satisfaction.

Happiness got better as income rose but the effect leveled out at $75,000, Deaton said. On the other hand, their overall sense of success or well-being continued to rise as their earnings grew beyond that point.

"Giving people more income beyond 75K is not going to do much for their daily mood ... but it is going to make them feel they have a better life," Deaton said in an interview.

Not surprisingly, someone who moves from a $100,000-a-year job to one paying $200,000realizes an improved sense of success. That doesn't necessarily mean they are happier day to day, Deaton said.

The results were similar for other measures, Deaton said. For example, people were really happier on weekends, but their deeper sense of well-being didn't change.

Kahneman, a Nobel Prize winning psychologist, and Deaton undertook the study to learn more about economic growth and policy.

Some have questioned the value of growth to individuals, and Deaton said they were far from definitively resolving that question.

But he added, "Working on this paper has brought me a lot of emotional well-being. As an economist I tend to think money is good for you, and am pleased to find some evidence for that."

Overall, the researchers said, "as in other studies of well-being, we found that most people were quite happy and satisfied with their lives."

Comparing their life-satisfaction results with those of other countries, the researchers said the United States ranked ninth after the Scandinavian countries, Canada, the Netherlands, Switzerland and New Zealand.

Money is not everything but without money you cannot do anything...
With money you can buy happiness, you can provides for your loves one....
You can lead a happy life giving whatever your loves one needs...

Importance Of Sleep

2010-09-06T03:21:00.000-07:00

A man can go two weeks without eating. But if he doesn't rest at all,
he can only survive for one week. Sleeping provides us the time to rest
our internal organs, eyes and brains. Poor sleep quality can cause
internal damage to our internal organs and brains. Therefore, sleeping is
very important to us. If you wish to have a long life and stay healthy,
please take note of the advice below.

5 DON'TS when you are sleeping:

DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if
you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects
on your health.

DON'T SLEEP WEARING BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than
12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without
it.

DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged.

Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the
phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items
including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These
waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to
put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.

DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run.
Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in
breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go
into deep sleep.

DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE
You may never wake up again. Hahahahaahhaaa!!!!!

Do you know that LPG gas cylinders have expiry dates?

2010-08-31T09:57:00.000-07:00

Expired LPG cylinders are not safe for use and may cause accidents.
In this regard, please be cautious at the time of accepting any LPG cylinder from your vendor. Here is how we can check on the expiry of LPG cylinders:

On one of three side stems of the cylinder,the expiry date is coded alpha umerically as follows: A or B or C or D and some two digit number following this, e.g. D06.

The alphabets stand for quarters -
1. A for March (first quarter),
2. B for June (second quarter),
3. C for September (third quarter), &
4. D for December (fourth quarter).
The digits stand for the year till it is valid. Hence D06 would mean December quarter of 2006. Please return back the cylinder that you get with an expired date.
They are prone to leaks and other hazards .

I am proud of potong car~!

2010-02-16T19:48:00.000-08:00

A girl in my msn friends list mentioned that she does not like Audi TT. So i ask her why. She jokingly replied that her preferences is Lamborghini, Ferrari.

So i told her this....Then u like potong anot? Malaysian made.... We malaysian no drive authenthic car liao..

We like potong, so when we go on highway, can let other people potong easily...
We potong no match in high way, but in small road, we potong very good....
Cuz our pipe is louder than the police siren... people let us go through...
And when at night after clubbing...we purposely switch "ON" our modified ah beng HID light
so that the front car will get accident!

Gong Xi What?

2010-02-16T19:36:00.000-08:00

I read some post from other blogs....The guy mentioned...

When it's Hari Raya + Chinese New Year is called.... Gong Xi Raya.

What do you called a Valentine's Day + Chiniese New Year? GONG XI FUCK CAI......?

Sound's funny.......But what do you call when ah beng celebrating Valentine's Day + Chinese New Year + roaming around with his bikes?

It's call Gong Xi Fark You With My HONDA-Cup Cai

A Guy, A Friend's, A Boyfriend's And A Lover

2010-01-13T16:28:00.000-08:00

刚恋爱时，我和他都很狂热。一日不见如隔三秋。有一天晚上，我失眠了，非常非常地想念他。已经是半夜一点多钟了，我猜想他现在一定睡得很香。可是还是忍不住打了他的手机。没想到电话竟然通了。那端正是他刚睡醒的声音：“宝宝，你怎么了？是不是又失眠了。”我惊异的问：“你晚上手机怎么不关机呀？”他笑着说：“我怕关了机，你想我的时候打不到我会着急呀！”

后来，因为我又喜欢上另一个男孩，所以和他分手了。新男孩帅气洒脱，对我呵护备至，我非常满足，常常幸福的笑呵呵的倒在他的怀里。只是有一点点缺陷，我想他时常常会找不到他，因为他的手机总是处于关机的状态。我埋怨他说：“你怎么总是关机呀！”他振振有词的说“关了机可以不被约束，再说如今关机也是一种时尚呀！现在谁还向傻瓜一样二十四小时都把手机开着啊！”

我和他约会时，他总是先要把手机给关上，我问他为什么要关机？他笑着说：“我是怕别人打扰到我们幸福的时光呀！”直到有一天。。。。。。我意外的发现，他背着我还和另一个女孩来往着。我一下子找到他关机的理由了。再次分手时, 我的心情坏到了极点。夜里的时候常常会失眠，还会经常做恶梦。

有一次，我被恶梦惊醒后，惊悸和恐惧彼得我无处可逃。紧急之中我打了那个帅气男友的手机，电话那一端是冰冷的声音：“对不起，你说拨打的电话已关机。”我的心彻底死了。。。无措中竟然想到了最初的男友，下意识的打了那个已被封存了很久的号码，电话通了，我只轻轻地“喂”了一声。他关切的话语便从话筒那边传过来：“宝宝是你呀，怎么了？是不是又失眠了？”我没有说话，泪却流了出来。我听到他在那端着急地问：“宝宝，你别哭呀，到底是真么了？是不是做恶梦了？不要怕不要怕，有我在呢！”我硬咽地问：“你真么不关机呢？”他说：“我怕你在想找我的时候找不到我啊。”仍然是那样的温柔，我的心被这一句轻轻的话打动了。

My Pain

2010-01-12T17:33:00.000-08:00

说再见别说永远再见不会是永远说爱我别说承诺爱我不需要承诺不后退就让她心碎宁愿孤独的滋味不被了解的人最可悲反正爱不爱都有罪要走也要擦干眼泪别问爱过多少人在一起的人只问爱你有几分别问太多的伤痕如果不懂伤有多深...

I've closed my ear to all of the people who are trying to advise me to find a decent girlfriend. I've binded my heart to accept who she is, and closed my heart to my friends and family to only concentrate on our love. I've gave her all the freedom that she wanted, tried my best to fulfill all of her request and be the person that she wanted me to be. As since we started, she never really wanted to be just a friends in front of her friends. Never wanted to be apart from me even for a second. As time has passed, my love towards her grows. I've loved her so much and committed too great. I've planned so far ahead in to the future. She always told me how much she loved me. She always told me how much she wanted to be with me. She always told me that she wanted to get engaged. We took couple photo and held an engagement lunch with both of our parents so they acknowledged our relationship. She told all this to her parent and relatives as well. I've tried my best to do so. She knew that I've done so much for her. She knew that I've gave up on my dream, worked so hard, saved so much and was about to buy a house so that we can live together. She knew that I'm going to help her to pay for her car loan together once she saved enough for the down-payment. She knew that once all this is accomplished, I'm gonna marry her... I’ve even planned to married her legally by law. She told me that once we are married, we will started our own business together. No matter where I am, there she’ll be. We are so much like the new generation “Adam and Eve”……

However, only now I realized that actually all that she has always wanted, is to go out to play, have fun without limit and to enjoy herself with absolute freedom... For this, she has chosen to betray our love. She has chosen to betray our trust. She has chosen to discard and drop all of our plans. She has chosen to lie to her family. She has chosen to wear a green hat on to my head. She have chosen to offer herself and listen to the bunch of bitch sweet talk, have fun with bunch of pig dog friends that she have only mix for 6 months, over an almost 2 years relationship…

After 2 years, I thought that I knew her well, but in fact, I knew nothing at all. My heart is so broken and wouldn't be mended anymore... Now I can only hope that she'll be happy with what that she have chosen…..... Good luck to her on finding another person who can truly loves her for whom she is, drop and ignore everything but her, can accommodate her future request, and be able to plan so far ahead in to the future with her...

Data Lost Due To Motherboard Changed

2009-09-17T00:23:00.000-07:00

While browsing through some forum and reading topic i happen to bump into some forumer blogs. My hand is itchy, so i click on the linked url from the fellow forumer avatar.

He wrotes something like this..."So my HP laptop was repaired after it was sent to HP by my dad....then bla bla bla....until.... He's dad says it's fixed but all the data are lost due to the changed of the lappy motherboard."

This is so stupid. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
It's either the HP technical specialist is stupid, your dad is stupid, you're stupid or you and your dad is conned by the HP centre personnel.

Changing motherboard affecting the data stored on your hardisk?

Colgate Massager Tooth Brush

2009-09-15T19:07:00.001-07:00

Here's what happen, during the conversation with my friends on skype:

Colgate massager toothbrush does me well. I nearly climax during the conversation too.

[10:06:12 AM] ZZ: where are we going for lunch?
[10:06:55 AM] Me: nasi periuk (claypot rice)
[10:06:59 AM] Me: or inside #########
[10:07:06 AM] Me: cuz i need to buy shampoo and tootbrush
[10:07:13 AM] Me: damn i become silai liao nowadays (means housewife in hokkien)

[10:07:19 AM] ZZ: ok. aiyo.. buy toothbrush from me la
[10:07:26 AM] Me: i want colgate massager
[10:07:31 AM] Me: very hard to find
[10:07:42 AM] ZZ: LoL.. why u specially need that leh?
[10:07:53 AM] Me: because i can press like hell on my gum
[10:08:01 AM] Me: and massager very syok (means nice)
[10:08:08 AM] Me: can give me climax while i brush my teeth
[10:08:13 AM] Me: hahahahahahah
[10:08:15 AM] ZZ: climax?
[10:08:17 AM] Me: yeah
[10:08:19 AM] Me: "climax"
[10:08:23 AM] Me: u hear it right
[10:08:27 AM] ZZ: walao eh
[10:08:28 AM] ZZ: u betul betul steam kaki (are you on medication?)
[10:08:30 AM] Me: i like
[10:08:34 AM] Me: when i brush my teeth
[10:08:40 AM] Me: the massager give me feeling of
[10:08:48 AM] Me: itai itai itai itai itai itaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[10:08:54 AM] ZZ: ok ok
[10:08:54 AM] ZZ: stop it

He almost puncture his own balls too......talking to me about colgate massager

A Repost For All Retarded Fashion Freak

2009-09-10T22:42:00.000-07:00

Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion

Before I begin, I should warn you that I know dick about fashion. It's not just a clever title to get your attention.

You shouldn't read this article if you're a woman with low self-esteem. I don't need my inbox filled with emails from teary-eyed women reaffirming how astute my observations are by shrieking at me for ruining their lives.

Women get away with murder in our society, especially when it comes to the visual pollution they call fashion. So I'm going to do what few people—few men—have ever done by criticizing you. Sure, you may be thinking "but Maddox, people criticize women's fashion all the time!" Yes, but not men, and definitely not badasses like me.... Until now.

Crocs look like shit and they make your feet smell.

When I see people wearing Crocs, I know immediately that we have nothing in common, and that we could never be friends or have any meaningful kind of relationship. They come in every color imaginable yet look bad with every other article of clothing ever created. The only thing that goes with Crocs is social ostracism. You're a nerd wearing recycled rubber shoes.

To their credit though, Crocs serve as an excellent idiot barometer, you can tell a lot about people wearing them. For example, Amazon.com suggest products that other customers have purchased based on the item you're shopping for.

When it comes to shoes, there are usually three deciding factors: quality, price, and style. Some shoes are cheap and stylish, but poor quality, while others are stylish and durable, but expensive. Crocs usually go for $30-$60, which doesn't sound like much for a shoe, until you consider that what you're really paying for are melted pellets squirted into a cast-iron mold in some province in China. Crocs have the rare combination of being expensive, poor quality, and ugly. It's quite a feat for one shoe to suck this bad.

People who wear Crocs go on and on about how comfortable they are, and how it's supposedly odor resistant because it's made out of some kind of anti-bacterial foam. Great point, dipshits! You know what else it's resistant to? You getting laid. Then as if the shoes weren't disgusting enough, Crocs introduced a product called "Crocs butter" that's supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes they call shoes.

Red lipstick makes you look like a clown:

There are very few people who look good in red lipstick, and those people usually juggle for a living. I once met a girl who was able to pull it off, so I let her buy me dinner. Later that night she was making out with my wang, when I realized that all that lipstick was rubbing off. So I evacuated my moan-maker from her face hole, took some silverware for my trouble, and snuck out of her tent.

Red lipstick looks horrible on most women, and all men. The bright crimson hue is an unnatural abomination pushed upon your face by cynical cosmetic industry scientists. I'm sure somewhere in a laboratory, two scientists are high-fiving each other, laughing at all the bullshit new names for shades of red they invent. There have been literally thousands of names for the same color of lipstick over the years, yet there are only about 3 shades of red: red, dark red, light red. Period. And I mean that grammatically, and not menstrually, though the context makes sense now that I think about it. They just make up names as they go along, and you idiots keep buying the same three shades of red over and over again:

Here are some actual names for shades of red lipstick: berry juicy, candied apple, midnight red, love that red, volcanic red, red velvet, red reinvented, cherry desirable, opulent garnet, royal red, etc, etc. You know they're just making shit up when they start using abstract concepts like "love" and "desirable" in the name. Most of the shades are indiscernible from each other, but women insist that there's a difference. So I went to Revlon's website and took two of these colors for a comparison:

Insecure women with boring faces lap this shit up because they think "hmmm.. what does my face need? Oh, I know! A giant hokey shade of red that isn't even found in nature."

Sauce ---> http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

Micheal Learns To Rock

2009-09-01T03:24:00.000-07:00

MLTR are right now working on the set for the shows in SEA in September. The band are looking forward to come to Singapore and Kuala Lumpur/Genting. So don’t miss the opportunity to see one of their concerts, if possible.

They are the most successful Danish band ever to hit the international music scene, Michael Learns To Rock, will be performing at Fort Canning Park as part of their Eternity Tour in Singapore on Friday, September 4th 2009

What will happen when they comes to Kuala Lumpur? Are they going to changes their names as to cope with sensitive issue such dressing code and stage ethics? Here i got one suggestion...

Micheal Learns To Itai Itai Itai Itai Itaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!

I Can't Help But To Give This A Repost

2009-08-19T17:59:00.000-07:00

Of late, quite a number of people have been accused of insulting Islam. I bump into this photo when reading other blogs. To see the rest go here --> http://niamah.blogspot.com

So who is doing the insulting now????????????
Look at the powderful England used...........

Review - Hannah Montana The Movie 2009

2009-08-03T19:42:00.000-07:00

As Hannah Montana's popularity begins to take over her life, Miley Stewart, on the urging from her father takes a trip to her hometown of Crowley Corners, Tennessee to get some perspective on what matters in life the most.

She couldn't be Hannah Montana infront of all local chap. She' just miley stewart. But one little girl told her "Hannah Montana is the "DREAM" of all American", Hanah Montana is a dream, a stars.

If she's not being Hannah montana, she gonna destroy and shattered what an american teenage dream is all about.

I would give this movie a 4.5/5 . Way to go Miley Cyrus!!

I Lol'ed At this Conversation

2009-07-30T23:41:00.000-07:00

V : Appy birdday!!!
Me : You are late! Must "hukum" (penalised as in malay word). Can anot?
V : Can what ?
Me : Can hukum ? denda (fined/compound as in malay word
V : Hukum what?
Me : Cium me , lol ..wakakakaka
V : /kiss
Me : Cium from cyber not consider genuine
Me : I am not cyber hero or keyboard warrior
Me : I need a plain physical kiss
Me : Body contact and odour is my favourite
Me : *lol* (laugh out loud)
V : So deep
V : U take this la easier..
Me : Penetration should be excluded...hahahah...that's why "deep" is a censored word

I Find it's Funny... Do You?

2009-07-27T23:52:00.001-07:00

Somebody FB profile |
Shoutout: Can anyone teach me Cantonese?....i want express courses..2 hours ago ·

Comment ·

2 hours ago C: Express courses. don't short cut leh....
2 hours ago K: U cant speak cantonese meh??
2 hours ago S: come...i teach u...wawawawa....
2 hours agoME: Tiu lei....tell everybody " it's meaning is god bless you"
2 hours ago D: Come, I teach you.
2 hours ago K: i think i heard u speak before ler..
2 hours ago B: TNM, TNS... this is in the beginner's course
2 hours ago T: LLM, HKC, HKL..... also in the beginner's course
2 hours ago K: TVB,hahaha...
about an hour Y : TLPKHMC :)
about an hour ME: KNNCCB is beginner course also? May i know?

Durian And Manggis?

2009-06-24T08:16:00.000-07:00

Having nothing to do on the weekend, I woke up early in the morning and hop myself off to some fruit market. Got my self 2 types of fruit. One which is the king of fruit "Durian" and another is the fruit to neutralised "Durian" heat after eating it, i got my self some manggis. What that called in English? I also dunno...I just know how to eat.

And I dare other blogger to play futsal with me using "Durian" like i do...

Malaysian Superman

2009-06-16T00:14:00.001-07:00

Now we have illegal advertising banner to become superman in Malaysia.
The culprit should be nab and charged for promoting sexual aids product illegally on the street of whole Malaysia. So far i've seen this ads wherever i go.

It's easy to nab the culprit. The enforcer just have to disguise as one of the customer and called up the contact info displayed on the banner. Is the enforcer too dumb to do so? Or should i teach the enforcer how to do their jobs? Or is the enforcer is caught sleeping on their duty. I thought this kind of advertisement is prohibited in Malaysia.

Maybe not.... maybe the culprit have licensed to sell SEX aid product after all.

"My Dog Died Today" (Special tribute to FAT FAT)

2009-04-29T19:32:00.000-07:00

After suffering on fever for 24 hours finally he's gone. He is such an intelligent and chubby type of street dogs. We call him "FAT FAT". He knows when we call him "FAT FAT". He can stand there like a beaver without moving when there are danger or stranger near our gate. Such a marvellous dogs.

He's such a great guard dog and such an obidient dog. When i came home from work, if i didn't or forget close the main gate, he'll bark to inform that the gate is still open. If there are some suspicious people loitering around outside our gate, he'll stand in 2 feet there without moving and monitoring. Sometimes barking continuously and nonstop to scare the stranger away.

When we let him go out to play in the evening, and it's time up for dinner, we just have to call his name and he'll run back to home no matter where he is. I miss him so much now..... Today morning when we go see him, he is cold and stiff already.

FAT FAT is only 7 years old for dog age.(1 year only). I doubt that he is suffering from normal sickness. I suspect FAT FAT been poisoned to death.

And i curse that bugger who poisoned my dog to die horribly in car accident, suffering the pain slowly and miserably before he's dead!

Today will never be the same as yesterday.... I miss you FAT FAT and i'll always remember you forever. I love you FAT FAT, may you rest in peace.

Photoshop Challenge

2009-04-13T19:31:00.000-07:00

Everyone out there is talking about photoshop nowadays and a modification on original photo which does not look so good. Kennysia have done it, Xiaxue have done it and most of the cam whoring bloggers out there have already done it.

This is the original version of kennysia which does not look so good.

This is a xiaxue version of kennysia under her exclusive photoshop skill cosmetic surgery. Looks more like "ang moh" to me. I know xiaxue crave for "ang moh" guy. But this is rather ridiculous. Almost to 99% perfection already. A mix of italian and spanish.

And this is my first attempt on kennysia photo. I gave him the more of a chinese outlook and younger touch.

And a special tribute to Anwar Ibrahim.

(click picture to enlarge)

Johan Lorbeer

2009-04-06T20:42:00.000-07:00

Johan Lorbeer is a street magician which perform magic of defying gravity on the street using hoax equipment installed. The magician perform a magical act, the audience expects to be tricked by the imposibility of such move. However Johan Lorbeer magic trick is not quite real-time performance as it is setup before the event taken place.

This German artist seems to unhinge the laws of gravity. For hours on time, he remains, as a living work of art, in physically impossible positions.

Do you know how his still-live magic works now?

Finally my own photography entry

2009-03-31T01:30:00.000-07:00

It's been a while since i've updated my blogs. This new entry is dedicated to all my loyal blogs visitor. Here it is, at last my own digital camera and photography.

Thanks to Sony for coming up with such sleek, easy, stylish and most affordable cybershot digital camera available in the market.

This is an image capture using the camera auto features which is set under auto mode ISO 400

A close up photography in broad daylight using only 1x optical zoom with ISO 400

Other picture which is randomly taken with the T20. Amazing isn't it?

I will try to capture aperture photography in future using this camera. Incase you guys are wondering what is meant by aperture photography.

The object focus infront is clear while the background is a bit rough.

I got to say this, Sony Cybershot DSC-T20 really thrill me as i was not a very good photographer. The outcomes of the shooting is amazingly nice for a beginner like me.
Digital camera from sony is really worth to be bought considering the price and quality of product delivered to the customer. Thumbs up!!!, i'll be looking forward to their DSLR in future which consist of the ALPHA series. Couldn't wait to get my hands on their DSLR.

DELL (click picture to enlarge)

2009-01-11T20:06:00.000-08:00

Complaint On 1800880193 Option No: 3 Latitude Support Line

Dear Sir,

I am writing here to express my EXTREME DISSATISFACTION with technical support provided by DELL APCC – “ Latitude Line” and customer service.
Last week, I had called the above number as mentioned to report some problem.

To my dismay, I had to hold the line for consecutive of more than 30 minutes and called up a few time. I couldn’t reach Dell Latitude support line at all after calling for more than 8 hour. As we know time is very crucial to business user and we cannot afford to waste a long duration of time on the phone calling up for support due to some problem on the laptop.

What happen to the quick respond and efficiency of the Latitude support department in DELL? What happen to the affective customer services?

Dear Sir,

I hope you’ll look into this problem as a serious matter that would affect the reputation of DELL.

An Alternative Better Than Microsoft

2008-12-17T15:01:00.000-08:00

I'm beginning to like Mozilla Firefox. It is almost identical as microsoft internet explorer. Except it is "FREE". It is free from loop hole and it works perfectly reliable than browser offered by MICROSOFT.

Double Standard

2008-12-01T16:10:00.000-08:00

Peaceful demonstration held for abolishing ISA by malaysian are arrested due to it's an illegal assembly and posses a threat to national security. The peaceful assembly which held in 1 place and attended by mostly peace-loving people is consider illegal?

And PEWARIS (English code name "Inheritance") which support and uphold the draconian law of ISA involved marching and street protest is consider legal?

You gotta be kidding me!

A tribute to tmnut slowmyx

2008-10-12T23:24:00.000-07:00

The picture explain it all.

Happy Meal

2008-10-06T18:51:00.000-07:00

For those who commit oneself to a shift type of work in my company, they are provided each person with a package of happy meal. Here's how my happy meal look like.
It should consist of a pack of chipsmore chip, a pudding and a can of green tea drink. But where da hell is my happy meal now? Where the hell is my pudding and a can of green tea? All left was a pack of chipsmore chips?

When happy meal isn't exactly happy!

High Tech Security

2008-10-05T23:49:00.000-07:00

Now that's what i call hightech surveillance system. We have various type of cctv surveillance system. We have various type of watch dog. But do we have cctv survelliance system that bite burglars and tresspasser?NO!

And this is what i call reliable, efficient and most secure surveillance system in the world. Just my 2 cent! * laugh *

TM

2008-09-28T23:48:00.000-07:00

Report lodged to TM on internet connectivity problem at my home since last Friday 26-Sept-2008. It seems that the problem haven't been resolved till today. Whenever i'm trying to connect to the broadband it give me this error "678" connecting to WAN miniport. The technical assistant of TM does not provide valueble, fast and reliable solution to customer problem. I doubt the integrity and the efficiency of the TM staff work there.

My advise is ...do not sign with TM broadband if you're not one of the existing subscribers.

Their service is sucks. Today i am quite frustrated with the unsolvable situation and how the reported case handle by TMNUT. I decide to report to the nearby TM branch and physically approach the customer service there. After listening to our verbal abuse by me and some other customer who happen to have the same problem with their internet connection at home, TM customer service finally clarified that it is their fault due to problem with the main connection from the trunking and WAN miniport. The issue will be settled by 1st of October.

What the fuck!!! That mean we will lost our internet access for 5 days? Would TM pay us back the whole week access fees and other losses due to their services? And will the issue really be resolved by 1st of October? TM should change their logo from a bird design to a tortoise design and their slogan from "opening up possibilities" to "slowing up possibilities" commensurate to how the service is provided.

Michael Phelps

2008-09-26T02:10:00.000-07:00

Wakakakakakaak * evil grinz*

If ever i am going to compete with michael phelps for female dominant, i think i'm going to loose big.
And i really meant big time.

S.W.A.T

2008-09-25T23:37:00.000-07:00

So PEPSI is quite upset about the bullying and bashing. They decided to form a special weapon & tactical team for war with COKE. They send the above SWAT unit to the field.

Thus war between COKE VS PEPSI arise .

Dawn Before Dark

2008-09-25T23:19:00.000-07:00

After some bashing by pepsi can finally the bright side reveal its truth for the poor coke can.

A team of coke brother come to rescue!

You'll Pay

2008-09-25T00:22:00.000-07:00

Visited some shout webpage a few days ago. Seems like this webpage is sort of own by a bunch of penang looser. I'm sorry i am a penang person too. But i'm the open-minded version. It is like Malaysian Chinese VS Taiwan Chinese. They are so serious and they do not welcome newbie easily. You'll have to polish some "ASS",ya it's your "BUTTOCK", before you start posting and commenting.

Else you'll get bash up easily for good. You might get screwed by the bunch of idiot's. It reminds me of some picture taken by a blogger a few years ago.

Ball With A Can Of Butane Gas

2008-09-22T20:42:00.000-07:00

Previously i've posted some question in www.penangpenang.com to some visitor there regarding what would happen if we combine a ball with a can of butane gas. What would it transform into? What will it become?

The answer will finally be reveal at the bottom. First we will have what we call "human who wear some types of HAT". Let's call him PAK-ALI.

PAK-ALI is doing a dangerous stunt!

Note: Original picture taken from bennysia.com

Paintball

2008-09-18T23:34:00.000-07:00

I've always wanted to play paintball and be some part of paintball game event. Now i've already sign in as one of the affiliate program of RAP4. This is so cool. Hurry up guys, paintball game is cool and exciting. You can click on the link at the side to go into the official webpage for marker purchasing, safety gear and accessories and even to see event held.

You might probably wanna shoot somebody in the ASS.

Crude Oil Changes

2008-09-17T20:35:00.000-07:00

Crude oil price changes roasted from RM110 in August 17 to RM97.32 today (18 September. While in Malaysia the price for a liter of petrol is still costing RM2.55 after the government announce the decrease in oil from a market price of RM2.70.)

The increment of oil announced by PAK-Lah administration in AUGUST which at that time the petrol price is RM1.92 may have severe impact on low income citizen.

Consider the increase is immediately after the rise of crude oil price exchange, where is PAK-Lah and his administration this time around when the crude oil price drop from RM110 to RM97.32. Where is our immediate rebate of petrol price?

When can we enjoy the priviledge of RM1.92 perliter petrol price again?

Source : http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/international/prices.html#Crude

ACA Just A Toy Story Organisation

2008-09-14T19:50:00.000-07:00

Taken from Tun Dr. Mahathir blogs dated September 12 2008,

5. However, the report was also made to the ACA. Will the ACA act? As a Government agency, it should act without fear or favour.

Link at http://test.chedet.com/che_det/2008/09/snippets-8.html#more claiming that the ACA had not act though a report have been submitted by Mazlan Harun's on corruption case, i wonder how true is that?

There are a few question on the efficiency, accountability and effectiveness of this toys story organisation action towards case reported.

1. Have they already act on behalf of the report.
2. Any investigation been carried out?
3. Do they have the gut's to investigate cases report to them althought it involved high ranking political figure?
From my point of view, ACA(Anti Corruption Agency) is just some toys organisation in this country which can be manupulated and will be manupulated if you have the power to manipulating.

ACA against corruption? ACA my ASS!

Ahmad The Racist

2008-09-09T23:58:00.000-07:00

Now ahmad, you deserve it. Now, chew on this!
I got this message and whole lots of forwarded sms on my phone.
Let practice this today and from this minutes onwards to see if this dude can do much without the chinese community support.

Funny Politician With A Funny Remark

2008-09-08T19:09:00.000-07:00

Taken from themalaysianinsider blogs(http://themalaysianinsider.com/index.php/malaysia/8592-penang-opposition-leader-reporter-should-be-shot) which read penang opposition Datuk Azhar Ibrahim critised the reporter from chinese newspaper on reporting Datuk Ahmad Ismail speech on the UMNO meeting. It says the first person to be shot is the reporter himself for twisting the truth of Ahmad words in the speech and labelling this reporter as an idiotic reporter. Well for my opinion, the person who deliver this kind of critics to the reporter shows the true meaning of idiotic, uncivilised and stubborn person you are. Come on....wake up Azhar!

If the reporter is forbid to attend the meeting held by UMNO, the meeting should be organised in a close session.

And a counter fire from Ahmad asking the reporter to apologise to every Malay and Muslim in the country for inciting racial hatred, really makes me laugh till i shag off my pant. Come on...!!!!, who is the person who inflict racial remarks at first hand? Ahmad are the person who shout racist remarks and yet you ask the reporter to apologies? It is like i am the person who stole the "COW" from the "Kampung" yet i'm to blame the "Orang-Kampung" for not taking good care of the COW.

New Penang Trade Forum

2008-08-28T19:27:00.000-07:00

This is so cool. Just available a few days back. It's a trading forum for penangites to buy and sell stuff. Exactly like lowyat.net except it is belongs to a penangites.

Come on guys lets visit http://penangtrade.forumotion.net.

It is so cool. Please spread the news to your friends.

God Damn You Lowyat!

2008-08-28T00:54:00.000-07:00

Damn you lowyat for banning my account twice due to some complaint from an ignorant user and some childish act of a senior member. When i said "God Damn You" i really meant it for the rest of your life. God damn you stevenistelrooy!!!

You are so pathetic and lousy administrator. Why don't you get TMNUT to block my blogs from the ISP dns. And make this happen. I bet you can't do it because you're not the owner of our ISP owner.

NST Suck's Big Time

2008-08-19T20:12:00.000-07:00

NST is a media and newspaper controlled by government yet it influent reader in negatives thoughts on malaysian athletics.

Here the posted on NST front page on 2008/08/19:

In the global sense, we are hopeless in football, meek in athletics, frustrating in rhythmic gymnastics, hockey, cycling and swimming, weaklings in rugby, uncultured in cricket, and overall, nowhere in the ranks of the global sports domination. Our sporting culture is as alive as plain cow’s grass and our parents would rather pressure their children to mug in maths, science, ballet and piano classes, rather than let them loose and happy in the playground and sporting fields.
(WHAT ABOUT BADMINTON, WE ARE IN THOMAS CUP QUALIFICATION)

Yet, we have a full time Minister and a Ministry (WHAT THE MINISTRY DO?) lording over a slew of sporting associations where only a handful flourishes (MOSTLY HAVING A GOOD TIME ENJOYING GOVERNMENT SALARY AND ALLOWANCE).

Compare that to the United States, with its mega athletes winning, no…make that ‘manufacturing’, gold medals, don’t even need to have a Cabinet Minister for sports. But they do have a highly energised, multi-discipline sprawling sporting culture that rewards successful athletes into overnight multimillionaires (Carl Lewis, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods and now Michael Phelps)(What does malaysian good at? Try asking european to compete in CUP PRIX)(We are so good at it. Because malaysian are born to be REMPIT).

For goodness sakes, the Americans have professional anglers (PLEASE COMPARE OUR FOOTBALLER TO THOSE IN EUROPEAN CUP)NONE is discipline enough!(that’s fancy fishing for you and me) earning millions in prize money and endorsements!(I FANCY THIS TOO)

We were so lucky we have Lee Chong Wei in the men's single for badminton play off.
Now live with that. He deserve every cents that the government present to him.

So NST should be boycott by malaysian reader. Do not read this newpaper.

Corporate IT Manager

2008-07-09T21:19:00.000-07:00

Mr.Corporate,

As an employee of a MNC company, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my indirect Corporate IT manager shares an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of myself, and my co-workers during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes (GARBAGE item) of our time. You knows nothing at all in IT. You’re basically not suit for this position. Your coordination suck's and does not get anywhere as a result of this, you’ve failed to implement project successfully.

Asking me, a MIS personnel, to pick up thing you’ve fail to do so is a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. Why should they (THE COMPANY) employed you anyway? Might as well employed me and let me take care everything for you. Let me sit at your place and received a minimal wages and carried out all your task. You can go……

I was hired because I know about WINDOWS and Microsoft Products, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement, irritation and to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to coordinate projects with an effective manner. Your knowledge in IT administration seems funny to me too.

You will never understand what bad logs are, system, proper working environment, effective coordination, the term of infrastructure, “go live”, bugs, so on and so fore. Something as incredibly simple as Internet Explorer and internet application tools provides by Microsoft Cooperation will gives you a headache. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you point by point in details, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what a IE is.

Your shiny new CAR has more personality than you ever will. You sit around the office all days, making conference call, organizing meeting and calling all other IT operation analyst and software specialist, shiftlessly looking for answer and solution, who should be incharge for every part of the project, asking how many percent does the project completed and to confirm the completion of the project. What did you do then, as part of the project chief? I bet you haven’t seen how a project is coordinated, implemented and works in an MNC company. You haven’t seen how a Coporate IT Manager works and do things. In other words, you have a sharp-dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. YOU WASTE ALL THE COMPANY RESOURCES which could be allocated for purchasing of high end IT equipment for the user. YOU WASTED to much resources for outsourcing!

In a world of managerial evolution, you are the SHIT that everyone flushed down the toilet bowl. I wonder what the qualities that my previous company are looking at for the position of a Coporate IT Manager. This is an advised to you. Never f*ck with your system support, because they know more than you do.

Sincerely,
Me, Me Me And Just Me
Oooo… Pardon me but I copy it from somewhere and amend it to suit my taste.

Negara Pengeluar Minyak - Bolehland

2008-06-11T21:47:00.000-07:00

Our petrol price is much cheaper compare to neighbouring country. Increment of oil price can't be avoid. Citizen should change lifestyle.this is the statement that we've been listening to.

Our oil price still cheaper compares to Singapura, Thailand and some other country. But of course can we compare to other oil country which also produces oil? Perhaps Iran(0.35), UAE (1.19), Arab Saudi (0.38), Venezuela (0.16), Mesir (1.03), Bahrain (0.87), Qatar (0.68) , Kuwait (0.67), Nigeria (0.32) .

Jangan fikir rakyat Malaysia bodoh dan mudah diperdayakan dengan fakta dan perbandingan yang tidak tepat.

We can't afford to be subsidise yet we can afford to send somebody to SPACE.Well, at least we had RUSSIAN JET and own submarine. Life aint that bad after all.

So LET's smile together and scream proudly ....in this BOLEHLAND!

The sin that i've done today

2007-12-07T05:02:00.000-08:00

Blogger N i know you will delete my comment. So this is a re-post in my own blogs.
No wonder guys nowadays can't find jobs. All those male CEO, director and manager are just some stupid fuck, jackass, morons, what an arsehole....!!.
In other words in muar chinese - Pubo kia la....

Dear,

You've WON (ninabeh how many times do i have to get this words right)the PSP because you are a way better looking blogger. Suanie.net writes better stuff than you.

Kennysia write better stuff than you! Get your face altered...to looks like boogeyman. Then i'll bet you won't won the sony PSP.

Anyway..blogs nowadays all sucks. But kennysia.com really write interesting stuff. I can say i'm proud of that kuching guy....

*lol* congrates! Congrats to N blogger

Weirdest Sundry Shop Names

2007-12-01T19:49:00.000-08:00

Trust me, this post is way cooler than those in kennysia.com

Simply High

2007-11-26T23:22:00.000-08:00

It's been a long long time since my last updates on this blogs. Not because i am to busy too blogs or too busy with works, but because it is simply worth nothing. All the effort that i given for blogging since years ago...didn't return me anything valueble or motivate me. Adsense? Well adsense is nothing! Sponsors? Nope.....fuck all those blind sponsors. The ranting ends here. Will updates when i have the mood to blogs. Visitor should spammed this blogs once and for all. I will not curse you all. Trust me...and you'll not be dead by 7am in the morning.

Internet war by namewee. Check it out in youtube.

KNNCCB, TMC, CCB

Woah~..Am i that good?

2007-10-05T02:55:00.000-07:00

OKCupid Test Result

It doesn't bother you when people make anatomical jokes about you, because you're laughing right along with them. True, you cannot be called gregarious, but within your domain you're secure for a very simple reason: you know that nothing can ever replace you. You have a quiet confidence, and a love of simplicity. You should be a bit leery around the dash.

You scored higher than 99% on Sociability
You scored higher than 99% on Sophistication

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/9611125433033087547/Which-Punctuation-Mark-Are-You

Where is the freedoms to blogs?

2007-08-16T17:15:00.000-07:00

I saw this from http://www.kennysia.com/ blogs. Quite surpised to see this. Where is the freedom to speech in our own blog? And what is democracy or democratic means?

And what is meaning by goblok bloggers? Hmmm...ic it. But why did the hell this newpaper publish the news next to a big sweep lottery result page? Hahaha!

GOBLOK newpapers i presume?

And finally this post is damn funny. Why bothers about blogs and bloggers when rape, robbery and murder case is wide happen around the country.

Damn you fugging busybody malay!

2007-07-03T01:08:00.000-07:00

I'm not racist but i'm malaysian blogger.

It was a hot sunny day after work. I just drop by a mamak stall opposite my house to have a drink of milo ice. After finishing i walk up to the counter to pay for it. The cashier prompted me that the drink price have been hiked up because material cost increase. Well it's not Rm1.50 but it's Rm1.70. So i was jokingly told the cashier that the next door mamak stall was only Rm1.30. Rm1.70 was ridiculously expensive. A fucking damn busybody malay interrupt me while i was joking with the cashier.

C*B*I malay : Everything price increase la...nowadays
Innocent me : Yalor....the next door mamak drink (milo ice) was only Rm1.30
C*B*I malay : Then you go next door drink ler....Don't come here anymore....
Innocent me : Yes lo...Next time won't come here.

So i smile at him. At first i thought it was him, teaching me to boycott this mamak coffee shop. But something smell don't right to me. He's face(grin*) was like teasing me if can't afford to pay don't come here.

I thought to my self. Do i wanna whack him straight in the face? Hmm....it's all right. Any way i also donot wanna shit in the area where i live. Just a small tease. But damn you fucking busybody malay! Mind your own fucking business! And don't you know it is rude to interrupt people conversation without excusing your self?

You could afford huh? You are just in da mid of 20 something and is it because you are so broke , you don't have enough money to cut your hair that's why you have to tied it to the back. You don't look like tarzan or cool artist to me! Looks like baboon and monkey, so disgusting.
Damn you "gao gao cho lao kao". If it is me back then in 2002 with my childish behavior and unmature attitude, i bet your teeth have already fallen off the ground. And i bet yr fucking cibai wife will be pleading me to forgive you because of your fat black poison busybody mouth.
By the way, your kids looks like animal to me, running around un-discipline and disturbing the peace atmosphere in the coffee shop. If i had a digital camera with me.....i'll bet and i'll definitely make you an artist of the month. Hooray for new heroes!

To the fugging busybody malay guy :

Lastly i wanna say is i apologise for any inconvenient that i causes you, if you happen to stumble on this blogs and read about your heroic busybody ass kicking mouth. I really appreciate your lecturing and to be honest I pity and felt sad for you to be married this early too. You lost your freedom now.

To the public:

I have malay friends to. But they all are very educated and respectful.

Long Holiday From Blogging

2007-07-02T10:14:00.000-07:00

It's been more than 2 month since the last post. I guess i just got carried a way day dreaming and going on different places for vacation. Anyway... life is still the same. Not much changes.

I've watch pirates of the carribbeans 3 and hot fuzz. Currently looking forward to watch Transformer which i've been craving for the action figure since i was 6 years old.
I forget I mentioned that at some point previously. It's a real life movie film for me. Which I thought it was amazing through the cartoon series that i watch long time ago. If you've seen it, see it again. If you haven't seen it...see it. Best summer movie so far i presume.

Okay...That's all. Thanks for visiting my blogs, i have lost faith to update and write this blogs.
Because the sponsorship i've been waiting haven't arrive at all, and i'm out of digital camera to do picture snapping for blogging usage. And i'm still using a fucking NOKIA 3120 after all this year. Anyone care to sponsor a 3G phone with 3.0 mega pixels built-in camera to me?

I promise ya all...when i strike a lottery 1 day..i'll post a pictre on this blogs and write cool stuff and maybe even cooler than those publish in kennysia.com web. Anyway is nite'z to all....
and Chao! See Ya! Honto Arigato!

Get PAID And Make Money ONLINE

2007-04-22T12:06:00.000-07:00

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because I like the idea and I want you to share in
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Do you realize how valuable you are? Advertisers,
search providers and online retailers are paying
billions to reach you while you surf. How much of
that money are you making? NONE!

AGLOCO thinks you deserve a piece of the action.

AGLOCO collects money from those companies on behalf
of its members. (For example, Google currently pays
AOL 10 cents for every Google search by an AOL user.
And Google still has enough profit to pay $1.6 billion
dollars for YouTube, an 18-month old site full of
content that YouTube’s users did not get paid for!

AGLOCO will work to get its Members their share of
this and more.

AGLOCO is building a new form of online community that
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What Is It About Life That Fascinate Me The Most

2007-03-27T03:46:00.000-07:00

Is it music, books, living, love, money or what?

I dunno. I'm living on some purposes that i don't even know. What so great about life anyway?
I've been thinking a lot about my life lately. Thinking about how to live life the fullest way.
Childhood life is not so great, single life is not great either and even married life is worst.
Why do we human being live for? To continues to feels the torture of health? Financial Burden? Or even relationship thing?

What so great about life anyway and what fascinate us? Tell me about it.......

背叛 - Betrayal

2007-02-27T11:41:00.000-08:00

雨不停落下来
Rain can’t stop falling
花怎么都不开
Why didn’t the flowers bloom as well?
尽管我细心灌溉
Although I watered them carefully
你说不爱就不爱
Once you said you don’t love anymore and you really don’t
我一个人
Now I’m all alone
欣赏悲哀
To suffer on my own
爱只剩下无奈
Love only leaves helplessness behind

Meaningful Quote

2007-02-26T10:49:00.000-08:00

World is cruel,
Love is blind.
Lost in Sadness,
Blur in mind.
Heart is broken,
FLame had died.
Time has passed but why ........

One night, the Star said to me 'if she makes you cry, why don't you leave her?'
So, i look back at the Star and said... 'StaR, would you ever leave your SKY?'
A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried.
Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried...............

Happy Valentine's Day

2007-02-15T07:44:00.000-08:00

"One Day When You Came Back...........If I No Longer There"
"It Doesn't Mean That I Don't Love You Anymore..."
"It Is Because, I'm Out Searching For You.....Or I Have Fall Asleep! "

对不起

2007-02-14T12:19:00.000-08:00

You will only understand after love disappears..
To appreciate all the beautiful scenery in front of you..
It’s just that she has already left earlier...
Until you’ve thought it over, she has already..
Lost all her love for you...
In the end.....You found yourself tangled in a struggle

You love her so much..
Why didn’t you make her stay...
Why didn’t you say the words of your heart..
You love her deeply..
Everyone knows that...You love her so much
Why didn’t you make her stay...Why! Why! Why!
Is it that you have two of her that you love deeply..
That’s why you don’t want to make it hard to pull yourself out of this

对不起，我真的很爱你

This blogger is DEAD

2007-02-11T06:15:00.000-08:00

After all the torturing this blogger is traumatised to death. Basically this blogs would no longer be continues for quite sometimes until this blogger is saved by an angel.

Sayo.... . . .

Part C And D - One Looks Conclude All

2007-01-26T22:22:00.000-08:00

D03

D02

D01

C04

C03

C02

C01

Oh my god~! New year 2007 resolution. I'm really gonna tried and save up enough money to make it to TAIWAN once at the end of this year. I'm gonna step on The Land Of Fashion once in my life and get exposed. I'm proud of you guys and i'm a shame of myself.

Part B

2007-01-26T22:04:00.001-08:00

B01

B02

B03

B04

B05

B06

B07

B08

Each time i see new taiwan designer dress i'm more tempted to go taiwan. Taiwan girl are simply so sexy and know "how to dress". No wonder taiwan is the best place to develop.

Part A (Towards Elegant, Sexy, Young And Pretty Appearance)

2007-01-26T21:50:00.000-08:00

A06

A05

A04

A03

A02

A01

Oh mama!, I shit in my pant. How come taiwan designer are so creative compare to those our country designer. It's great to have new design again. This time even more bolder exposure.

A Marvellous Creation From Taiwan

2007-01-21T20:28:00.000-08:00

SIZE: Free Sizes

SIZE:F長(Length):32Inch / 80CM胸圍(Bust):26~46Inch腰圍(Waist):45Inch臀圍(Hip):62Inch

SIZE:F長(Length):37Inch /93CM胸圍(Bust):41Inch腰圍(Waist):40Inch臀圍(Hip):54Inch

SIZE:S長(Length):39Inch / 98CM胸圍(Bust):38Inch腰圍(Waist):36Inch臀圍(Hip):45Inch

SIZE:F長(Length) :39.5Inch/100CM 胸圍(Bust):39Inch 腰圍(Waist):38Inch 臀圍(Hip):66Inch SOLD OUT!!!

SIZE:S長(Length):39Inch / 98CM胸圍(Bust):38~43Inch腰圍(Waist):35Inch臀圍(Hip):47Inch SOLD OUT!!!

SIZE:F長(Length):28Inch / 71CM胸圍(Bust):29~48Inch腰圍(Waist):40Inch臀圍(Hip):60Inch

SIZE:F長(Length):34Inch / 85CM胸圍(Bust):35~43Inch腰圍(Waist):38Inch臀圍(Hip):80Inch SOLD OUT!!!

An absolute sensation creation direct from taiwan. Email me for info.

Gorgeous, adorable and feminine type of dress designed and sold in taiwan.

A very daring and successful approach by taiwanese designer.

~ Sayo ~

2007-01-18T22:51:00.000-08:00

It's been a while since i was last out alone. I'm used to it already. Going to movies, window-shopping, internet cafe, lunch, dinner and even clubbing, i'm with her.She's moving on finally to somewhere far away related to work issue.

Althought we are distance apart, but in my heart she'll always be close to me. She gave me the feeling of joy and happiness for a short duration of time. Time's flies by so fast when we where together. There i was again standing on a center of a cross road. Which path should i choose? It's depressing and sad to learn that she'll be apart from me. It was almost impossible to change her mind on decision making. She's so independent!

So i did some walking in the street to clear my mind. It's not too bad after all, at least we did spend time together previously. Till yesterday...... i only realise how much i love her.

ALL THE BEST TO YOU MY DEAR, ALL THE BEST! Zutto Issyo Dayo....Zutto Aishiteru..

Freebies For All Loyal Visitor

2007-01-15T21:59:00.000-08:00

Thanks to all loyal visitor to dyingfish blogs.

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Remember to present this voucher upon ordering.

Enjoy your stay here, and i hope you'll will continuosly support me. Sponsors can email me.

Stay tune for even bigger and bolder post in the future. Adios! Chao! Bye! Honto Arigato...

I Break Up With My Angel Today

2007-01-01T00:42:00.000-08:00

Here My Angel....
Bye!

Zutto Aishiteru

Aromatheraputic My Ass

2006-12-21T14:13:00.000-08:00

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Undisclosed receipient
To : Undisclosed receipient
Sent: Sunday, December 17, 2006 6:34:31 AM
Subject: Fw: Never use candle or lamp in an air-con room

Better be safe, pls take note. it's true story. For those who sleep in the air-cond room........... A friend of mine has passed away recently, please read the mail below and be careful.

Heard of a bad news regarding Charleine, who studied in MSMKL with some of us. She passed away last weekend due to CARBON MONOXIDE poisoning. It happened when she lighted an AROMATHERAPUTIC CANDLE for the night in a room with air-conditioning on and all windows closed.

Due to lack of oxygen in the room, the burning of the candle cannot fully oxidized & thus forming dangerous carbon monoxide. Carbon monoxide will prevent oxygen exchange in the lungs, resulting the person dozing off to state of unconsciousness & eventually death inless than 1 hour, depending on the room size!

I am sending this e-mail out to all of you so that you will be aware of such danger when lighting aromatheraputic candles in any unventilated rooms. Please forward this message to all your love ones.

Now you all can see what the dangerous of lighting an aromatheraputic candle or lamp in an air conditioned room.

Purified air? Purified your life too when it send you to heaven.

The Weakness Of Multi Level Marketing Company

2006-12-21T13:59:00.000-08:00

Tools to make you rich. Tools to becomes poverty too.
Read about threats and weakness of multi level marketing company.

1. http://lampebergerhelp.blogspot.com/
2. http://lampebergertruth.blogspot.com/
3. http://antilampeberger.blogspot.com/
4. http://lampeblogger.blogspot.com/
5. http://stopmlmscams.blogspot.com/

MLM company. Please stop it.
Spare us as we don't need your tools to becomes rich. Thanks anyway.
WHAT MONEY CAN'T BUY? POVERTY!

Read My Policy

2006-12-21T07:48:00.000-08:00

Pls Refer End Of The Page. For More Info Click The Right Side Button To Reach Me

Free advertisement for MLM company

2006-12-19T03:51:00.000-08:00

My company friends ask me to join a multi level marketing company today.
With loads of prospect promises they give me. This and that question were ask.
Do you wanna work for your entired life here and making limited incomes?
What we about selling you is 1 mindset and tools to make you profit.

We were not selling you any kind of product. Were not asking you to do sales or market any product. We just provides you this opportunity for you to become rich
All the (what if), (why not) and (why don't) question all over me.
Well i couldn't believe any of it. If i were to be rich maybe is from decent business. Or if ever GOD SPARE ME A FUCKING MILLION BUCKS, then i'll definitely be rich.

Not everyone born to be a king ya know. I made the mistake of asking my friends "How is he today" and received a 25-minute monologue about how his life had been a mess, his girlfriend had left him because he is broke, his life was going nowhere and so on until he discovered XXXXX company. Not only this company changed his life but also provides him with luxury life.

He finally found courage to be a success.
How does it work? Let me tell you.

After listening to a 25 minutes multi level marketing plan for the company
the real gist of the company shows scheme when he persuades me to sign up and become a member/agent. Oh my god the joining fees is either RM1234 / RM2500.

But i tell him. I don't have any money left inside my bank.
Added i told him provides me with an opportunity which are FREE than i'll shows you what a hard work and self motivated guy can do. Can? Or Cannot?

He completely silent and ask me to collect the amount of money if i wanted really to owned my own business. It's just to see how motivated i am.

Nah!!!!!!!! PASS ME (pass me on this) the ketchup please!

Lesson for today, before you consider becoming an agent for any multi level marketing company or other similar organization, ask the agent himself first, is it FREE?
"If it's not, then you don't want it" Then definitely he'll stop. Do not be persuade by all the sweet talk and prospect promises.
There's no such this as guarantee in businesses. The likely answer is you.
The company not only makes money for you. You yourself have to work on it. Why don't you gives yourself a chance in your life.

STOP IT! Chance ....? What Chance ? FUck It Will Ya..

~ I Laugh At It When I Read This ~ A Joker

2006-12-05T00:49:00.000-08:00

MPKB: Cover up or else

By C.A. ZULKIFLE and IAN MCINTYRE

KOTA BARU: Women working in retail outlets and restaurants in Kelantan have been warned to mind their dressing or be prepared to face a fine.
The Kota Baru Municipal Council (MPKB) has announced that it would “no longer tolerate indecent dressing” by women, both Muslim and non-Muslim.

Public relations officer Mohd Azman Daham said that under local council by-laws women who “dressed sexily or indecently” could be fined up to RM500.
He added that although punishment for indecent dressing was in place under the by-laws, it had not been totally enforced.

Tight-fitting tops and pants were not allowed, even for non-Muslims, Mohd Azman said. Mohd Azman said under the council by-laws, the owners of retail outlets who employed indecently dressed workers could also be fined.

If the offence was repeated, the council could suspend the business permit of the outlet, he added.

No wonder KELANTAN were not developing all these year. There are boundaries and restriction everywhere. I wouldn't live in this country. No way!
Times to grow up dude! Abolished the old way of thinking once and for all.
Please.....ee..e.e.e.e..!

News

2006-12-01T15:31:00.000-08:00

Racial and religious tensions are jeopardising its economic and social success.
We should have co-operate and give equality to all races in the country.
Spoilt it all with the "tidak apa" attitude. It's time we wake up from the dream.
I think by year 2010 China and Thailand would be a head of us leaving us further behind in terms of technology and civilisation.

Traditional mind thinking should be abolished once and for all.
http://www.economist.com/world/asia/displaystory.cfm?story_id=8362605

Read about proton
http://www.economist.com/world/asia/displaystory.cfm?story_id=8361634

And illegal built allowed after all these year.
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/12/2/courts/16203628&sec=courts

Perhaps it's time they listen to him.
http://blog.limkitsiang.com/?p=394

Pathetic Loser

2006-11-30T02:18:00.000-08:00

Name the names of people who helped you, you'll make friends that way. ...
If you don't know for sure, say so! A wrong but authoritative-sounding answer is good and precise to the point.
Make friend and treat friend the way they are.
Like them the way they are. Don't changes them or changes yourself to fit them.
Something special about them you might missed out.

"Boooooo, I don't hate women." But i'm careful when i'm with them.
Well you know what. ...why don't you and your friends go back to the zoo where you come from?!"
Don't you know about the way to making friend on the net?
People like you are ill-sickening breed. Such a Huge Pathetic Loser
I bet you have loads of money minded and sickening behaviour group of friends.

Check out the pathetic loser profile at http://www.ahmoi.com.my/cloudiee

Don't judge people by their looks. Judge them by their heart.
They don't look as friendly they are. You could be next victim.

Note: Information by 1 of my net friend.

~ A Big Fuck They Are~

2006-11-21T13:19:00.000-08:00

NAH! For all .......

This is purely true that all the sponsors are blind and had the worst taste of all. All the selection is inaccurate or lame. I think the real problem is with the male brain. I've noticed that the same people seem’s to be selected even their blog are boring and to read them is a waste of time. But what the fuck are they selected to receive income from sponsors? Probably they gave those sponsors person incharge a free blow jobs. I wouldn’t vote for any blogs that are selected for the award if I were you. Except perhaps a nice blog which belong to the KUCING guy.

Got this picture from http://www.prankplace.com/bigflipper.htm.

All sponsor, this is courtesy picture for you guys incase you missed it "PIG BRAIN".
Female person incharge are exclude from this naming. Applicable for males only.
Take that you all pussy player. Served ya right.

~ How Do People Get Paid For Blogging ~

2006-11-13T19:27:00.000-08:00

I've Got 2511 Loyal Visitor And Still Counting.

I just can't seem to understand how those lucky people get paid up for blogging. To me it's just common brag about their life, love and food they are chewing on. Caocibai how come those paying company or sponsor master doesn't contact me or send email to me.

You fools supposed to find a more interesting blogger like me. My blogs includes variety of subject including life, love, swearing of others, past experiences and in future if i get paid to afford to buy a digital camera, i'll post up some great stuff for you guys to enjoy and tune up my blogs design. Maybe i'll even buy up an own *.com page when i have the money.

That's all for now and stay tune.
For donation and sponsorship (Coz I Need Money For Food! AND I'm Hungry )can try email me at "The Link At The Right Hand Side"

I'll be able to blogs about mobile phone (Sony Ericson, Nokia, Samsung - You name it, i'll blog it)and lot more on branding stuff.

Pathetic Guys

2006-09-21T05:59:00.000-07:00

This pathetic guys owed my friends money and refused to paid up. I'll elaborate more and post his picture all over the internet later if he still refuse to paid up. I'm giving him a dead line till end of this year. A promise is a promises and if you intend to become a badass then i won't have to be a good guy either. Going to hang your ass all over the wall and even if i have to go to the end of the world, I'll make sure you pay for the losses (In Time) that you've causes.

~ Blogger Not Returning Home ~

2006-08-30T03:48:00.000-07:00

It’s been a while since my previous post. I do not have much times to updates my blogs. It’s crazy month because of works and I’ve been very busy with my life of coz.

Projects is given by my boss on cisco router and network switch. Got to study hard on this and came out with a presentation. Plus, I’m covering my colleagues ass from been kick by user. I’ve been neglecting the past few blogs posting which I’m too lazy to think thus I just posted a few question and answer web survey. No particular reason, I’m just feeling better now.

Part of the reason I'd been in such a bad mood is becoz, I’ve involved in an accident and only until today all are settled and in proper condition. At this time, I was putting myself through to overcome all the situation. I'd wish I'd be paid handsomely for all the effort. One thing for sure “I felt like an idiot” for causing all the trouble into my life..

A Ladies From HELL

2006-08-13T09:21:00.000-07:00

To the Nissan sentra (white color) ladies driver bearing plate number PGX92XX all I wanna says is darn it. Why you sleep during driving. If you felt tired you shud park at a less hazardious and accident prone area. That’s it , You ruined my wallet and others people life. Damn IT!.

You're an adult and in being so, you are trusted with the confidence that you are able to make the right decision at the right time. Keep in mind that you are entrusted by your parents with the new sentra but still u neglect all the safety measure by sleeping while driving. You could have press the throttle slightly and it would make some different to all other people day.

The true fact is you came from a richie rich family thus a minor scratch from your wallet doesn’t do any harm to you. But it is not the same with me cuz I was brought up by my parents with half a nickel in my pocket’s thus whatever I have till this days is all my hard own work and through the slavery of work till today. Please Fuck It! when you says you are heart broken because of the damage.

Sometimes, even I myself don't understand why you have to make those choices when it's obvious that it's wrong for you to stop in the middle of the road at wee hours. When are you going to wake up and realize that it is totally dangerous to be on the spot at that time. You could been hit by a larger vehicles you know? When will you learn the safety measure of driving? When it cost your life? Or when you been hit by incoming truck?

Admit you fall asleep while you were driving ……..

I'm Not Actually A Greenie Type Of Guy

2006-08-12T00:02:00.000-07:00

Mali~Mali~Hom~ Turn To Blue Please

Your Lucky Underwear is Green

You're a total go getter who will scrape and crawl to get to the top. And your lucky green underwear will help you get there without a struggle.
A fast learner, you enjoy a good mental challenge - whether it's getting your law degree or running a successful business.

Sometimes you push too hard to succeed, alienating friends and wearing yourself out in the process.
If you want to reach your goals while still maintaining a full life, put on your green underpants. They'll help you slow down and enjoy life.

What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

Facial Expression

2006-08-11T23:27:00.000-07:00

What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as confident and determined.

Overall, your true self is passionate and physical.

With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react.

In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.

In stressful situations, you seem sad and helpless.

What Do People Think Of Your Face?

My Living Soul

2006-08-11T23:25:00.000-07:00

What Your Soul Really Looks Like

You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget.

You are not a very grounded person. You prefer dreams to reality. For you, it's all about possibilities.

You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.

Your near future is likely to be filled with great successes and accomplishments. You just need to figure out how to get there.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust.

Inside the Room of Your Soul

Aren't I'm A Hotti?

2006-08-11T08:02:00.000-07:00

You Are Super Spicy

You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy.
You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire!

Are You Hot?

- Japanese Name -

2006-08-11T07:59:00.000-07:00

Call Me:

Your Japanese Name Is...

Keiji Shijo

What's your Japanese Name?

Oh My God

2006-08-11T07:46:00.000-07:00

I'll Be Dead By 67

You Will Die at Age 67

You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well.

What Age Will You Die?

What Kind Of Love Element I Am?

2006-08-11T07:31:00.000-07:00

Your Love Element Is Earth

In love, you have consistency and integrity.

For you, love is all about staying grounded and centered.

You attract others with your zest for life and experiences.

Your flirting style is defined by setting the scene, creating a unique moment in time.

Steady progress and stability are the cornerstones of your love life.

You may take things too slowly, but you never put your heart at risk.

You connect best with: Fire

Avoid: Wood

You and another Earth element: need each other too much to build a good foundation

What Element Is Your Love?

What Kind Of Ex-BoyFriend Am I?

2006-08-11T07:28:00.000-07:00

You Are An Invisible Ex

You're so over your ex, you hardly even remember you have an ex
You prefer leave all of the baggage behind you - far, far behind
As they say, indifference is the opposite of love!

What Type of Ex Are You?

How You Sleep Tonight?

2006-07-22T22:45:00.000-07:00

I personally preferred lying on my back with my arms around her,
her head on my shoulder. Since the last two girlfriends slept on their sides, they used my pillow as an eye mask to cover up. I never found out that to be the case. I’ve always sleep well when I was with someone else (and that ISN'T because of being worn out...just the comfort factor).
There's nothing I love more than to fall asleep with my lovers, waking up in the morning, still cuddling, is something I dream about. She felt so secure. I become so relaxed.
Close enough to touch, far enough to sleep comfortably. No worries….

The Lost Soul

2006-07-07T13:48:00.000-07:00

I'm a little lost right now. Perhaps because i do not know which direction i should headed to. Which is the possible direction and what is the possibilities of success in the decision that i made? What have been done has been done. How come life is so difficult to live with?...I aint's expect much, but a basic need is all i need to satisfy my inner sense.

My inner compass doesn't show the correct altitude, and how would i be able to move to the next phase of my life. Lesson ahead are so tough and it's not delightful at all. I'm not afraid but the challenge is so scary. I am somebody who wanna felt safe all the time, guess i better stay put in one place and be in one piece.

Note: There's no such thing as "PEACE" in this world.