Durian And Manggis?
Having nothing to do on the weekend, I woke up early in the morning and hop myself off to some fruit market. Got my self 2 types of fruit. One which is the king of fruit "Durian" and another is the fruit to neutralised "Durian" heat after eating it, i got my self some manggis. What that called in English? I also dunno...I just know how to eat.
And I dare other blogger to play futsal with me using "Durian" like i do...
Labels: durian, king of fruit, manggis
Malaysian Superman
Now we have illegal advertising banner to become superman in Malaysia.
The culprit should be nab and charged for promoting sexual aids product illegally on the street of whole Malaysia. So far i've seen this ads wherever i go.
It's easy to nab the culprit. The enforcer just have to disguise as one of the customer and called up the contact info displayed on the banner. Is the enforcer too dumb to do so? Or should i teach the enforcer how to do their jobs? Or is the enforcer is caught sleeping on their duty. I thought this kind of advertisement is prohibited in Malaysia.
Maybe not.... maybe the culprit have licensed to sell SEX aid product after all.
Labels: sex aid, sex product, superman
"My Dog Died Today" (Special tribute to FAT FAT)
After suffering on fever for 24 hours finally he's gone. He is such an intelligent and chubby type of street dogs. We call him "FAT FAT". He knows when we call him "FAT FAT". He can stand there like a beaver without moving when there are danger or stranger near our gate. Such a marvellous dogs.
He's such a great guard dog and such an obidient dog. When i came home from work, if i didn't or forget close the main gate, he'll bark to inform that the gate is still open. If there are some suspicious people loitering around outside our gate, he'll stand in 2 feet there without moving and monitoring. Sometimes barking continuously and nonstop to scare the stranger away.
When we let him go out to play in the evening, and it's time up for dinner, we just have to call his name and he'll run back to home no matter where he is. I miss him so much now..... Today morning when we go see him, he is cold and stiff already.
FAT FAT is only 7 years old for dog age.(1 year only). I doubt that he is suffering from normal sickness. I suspect FAT FAT been poisoned to death.
And i curse that bugger who poisoned my dog to die horribly in car accident, suffering the pain slowly and miserably before he's dead!
Today will never be the same as yesterday.... I miss you FAT FAT and i'll always remember you forever. I love you FAT FAT, may you rest in peace.
Labels: dog, FAT FAT, poisoned, to my beloved dogs FAT FAT
Photoshop Challenge
Everyone out there is talking about photoshop nowadays and a modification on original photo which does not look so good. Kennysia have done it, Xiaxue have done it and most of the cam whoring bloggers out there have already done it.
This is the original version of kennysia which does not look so good.
This is a xiaxue version of kennysia under her exclusive photoshop skill cosmetic surgery. Looks more like "ang moh" to me. I know xiaxue crave for "ang moh" guy. But this is rather ridiculous. Almost to 99% perfection already. A mix of italian and spanish.
And this is my first attempt on kennysia photo. I gave him the more of a chinese outlook and younger touch.
And a special tribute to Anwar Ibrahim.
(click picture to enlarge)
Labels: Anwar Ibrahim, challenge, cosmetic surgery, first attempt, kennysia photoshop, photoshop, plastic surgery
Johan Lorbeer
Johan Lorbeer is a street magician which perform magic of defying gravity on the street using hoax equipment installed. The magician perform a magical act, the audience expects to be tricked by the imposibility of such move. However Johan Lorbeer magic trick is not quite real-time performance as it is setup before the event taken place.
This German artist seems to unhinge the laws of gravity. For hours on time, he remains, as a living work of art, in physically impossible positions.
Do you know how his still-live magic works now?Labels: amazing art, creative, fake magic, Illusions, Johan Lorbeer, magic, street performance, tricks, weird stuff
Finally my own photography entry
It's been a while since i've updated my blogs. This new entry is dedicated to all my loyal blogs visitor. Here it is, at last my own digital camera and photography.
Thanks to Sony for coming up with such sleek, easy, stylish and most affordable cybershot digital camera available in the market.
This is an image capture using the camera auto features which is set under auto mode ISO 400
A close up photography in broad daylight using only 1x optical zoom with ISO 400
Other picture which is randomly taken with the T20. Amazing isn't it?
I will try to capture aperture photography in future using this camera. Incase you guys are wondering what is meant by aperture photography.
The object focus infront is clear while the background is a bit rough.
I got to say this, Sony Cybershot DSC-T20 really thrill me as i was not a very good photographer. The outcomes of the shooting is amazingly nice for a beginner like me.
Digital camera from sony is really worth to be bought considering the price and quality of product delivered to the customer. Thumbs up!!!, i'll be looking forward to their DSLR in future which consist of the ALPHA series. Couldn't wait to get my hands on their DSLR.
Labels: aperture shoot, digital camera, dslr camera, holiday and leisure, langkawi photo, my own photography, Sony T20, vacation and leisure
DELL (click picture to enlarge)
Complaint On 1800880193 Option No: 3 Latitude Support Line
Dear Sir,
I am writing here to express my EXTREME DISSATISFACTION with technical support provided by DELL APCC – “ Latitude Line” and customer service.
Last week, I had called the above number as mentioned to report some problem.
To my dismay, I had to hold the line for consecutive of more than 30 minutes and called up a few time. I couldn’t reach Dell Latitude support line at all after calling for more than 8 hour. As we know time is very crucial to business user and we cannot afford to waste a long duration of time on the phone calling up for support due to some problem on the laptop.
What happen to the quick respond and efficiency of the Latitude support department in DELL? What happen to the affective customer services?
Dear Sir,
I hope you’ll look into this problem as a serious matter that would affect the reputation of DELL.
Labels: 24X7, 8 hour, dell, tech support, too busy, you sucks
An Alternative Better Than Microsoft
I'm beginning to like Mozilla Firefox. It is almost identical as microsoft internet explorer. Except it is "FREE". It is free from loop hole and it works perfectly reliable than browser offered by MICROSOFT.
Labels: bugs, firefox, free, loop hole, microsoft, mozilla
Double Standard
Peaceful demonstration held for abolishing ISA by malaysian are arrested due to it's an illegal assembly and posses a threat to national security. The peaceful assembly which held in 1 place and attended by mostly peace-loving people is consider illegal?
And PEWARIS (English code name "Inheritance") which support and uphold the draconian law of ISA involved marching and street protest is consider legal?
You gotta be kidding me!Labels: illegal, ISA, Pewaris, Protest
A tribute to tmnut slowmyx
The picture explain it all.
Labels: slow, slowmyx, streaming, streamyx, TMNET, TMNUT, turtle
Happy Meal
For those who commit oneself to a shift type of work in my company, they are provided each person with a package of happy meal. Here's how my happy meal look like.
It should consist of a pack of chipsmore chip, a pudding and a can of green tea drink. But where da hell is my happy meal now? Where the hell is my pudding and a can of green tea? All left was a pack of chipsmore chips?
When happy meal isn't exactly happy!
Labels: breakfast, chipsmore, free, green tea, happy, happy meal, meal, pudding, tea
High Tech Security
Now that's what i call hightech surveillance system. We have various type of cctv surveillance system. We have various type of watch dog. But do we have cctv survelliance system that bite burglars and tresspasser?NO!
And this is what i call reliable, efficient and most secure surveillance system in the world. Just my 2 cent! * laugh *
Labels: cctv, dog, security, surveillance
TM
Report lodged to TM on internet connectivity problem at my home since last Friday 26-Sept-2008. It seems that the problem haven't been resolved till today. Whenever i'm trying to connect to the broadband it give me this error "678" connecting to WAN miniport. The technical assistant of TM does not provide valueble, fast and reliable solution to customer problem. I doubt the integrity and the efficiency of the TM staff work there.
My advise is ...do not sign with TM broadband if you're not one of the existing subscribers. Their service is sucks. Today i am quite frustrated with the unsolvable situation and how the reported case handle by TMNUT. I decide to report to the nearby TM branch and physically approach the customer service there. After listening to our verbal abuse by me and some other customer who happen to have the same problem with their internet connection at home, TM customer service finally clarified that it is their fault due to problem with the main connection from the trunking and WAN miniport. The issue will be settled by 1st of October.
What the fuck!!! That mean we will lost our internet access for 5 days? Would TM pay us back the whole week access fees and other losses due to their services? And will the issue really be resolved by 1st of October? TM should change their logo from a bird design to a tortoise design and their slogan from "opening up possibilities" to "slowing up possibilities" commensurate to how the service is provided.
Labels: 678, broadband, error, internet, slow, streamyx, TM, TMNET, TMNUT, you sucks
Michael Phelps
Wakakakakakaak * evil grinz*
If ever i am going to compete with michael phelps for female dominant, i think i'm going to loose big.
And i really meant big time.
Labels: dominant, female, michael phelps, sperm, swimming
S.W.A.T
So PEPSI is quite upset about the bullying and bashing. They decided to form a special weapon & tactical team for war with COKE. They send the above SWAT unit to the field.
Thus war between COKE VS PEPSI arise .
Labels: ass, buttock, coca-cola, coke, cola, critics, idiot, kicking, lasker, looser, newbie, penang, penangpenang, pepsi, rescue, revenge, screw, SWAT, war
Dawn Before Dark
After some bashing by pepsi can finally the bright side reveal its truth for the poor coke can.
A team of coke brother come to rescue!
Labels: ass, buttock, coca-cola, coke, cola, critics, idiot, kicking, lasker, looser, newbie, penang, penangpenang, pepsi, rescue, revenge, screw
You'll Pay
Visited some shout webpage a few days ago. Seems like this webpage is sort of own by a bunch of penang looser. I'm sorry i am a penang person too. But i'm the open-minded version. It is like Malaysian Chinese VS Taiwan Chinese. They are so serious and they do not welcome newbie easily. You'll have to polish some "ASS",ya it's your "BUTTOCK", before you start posting and commenting.
Else you'll get bash up easily for good. You might get screwed by the bunch of idiot's. It reminds me of some picture taken by a blogger a few years ago.
Labels: ass kicking, buttock, chinese, cola, critics, idiot, lasker, looser, newbie, penang, penangpenang, pepsi, screw, shoutout
Ball With A Can Of Butane Gas
Previously i've posted some question in www.penangpenang.com to some visitor there regarding what would happen if we combine a ball with a can of butane gas. What would it transform into? What will it become?
The answer will finally be reveal at the bottom. First we will have what we call "human who wear some types of HAT". Let's call him PAK-ALI.
PAK-ALI is doing a dangerous stunt!
Note: Original picture taken from bennysia.com
Labels: act, ball, butane, dangerous, funny, gas, humor, pak ali, penang, penangpenang, stunt
Paintball
I've always wanted to play paintball and be some part of paintball game event. Now i've already sign in as one of the affiliate program of RAP4. This is so cool. Hurry up guys, paintball game is cool and exciting. You can click on the link at the side to go into the official webpage for marker purchasing, safety gear and accessories and even to see event held.
You might probably wanna shoot somebody in the ASS.
Labels: ass kicking, event, game, hobbies, hobby, outdoor, paintball, rap4, sport, weapon
Crude Oil Changes
Crude oil price changes roasted from RM110 in August 17 to RM97.32 today (18 September. While in Malaysia the price for a liter of petrol is still costing RM2.55 after the government announce the decrease in oil from a market price of RM2.70.)
The increment of oil announced by PAK-Lah administration in AUGUST which at that time the petrol price is RM1.92 may have severe impact on low income citizen.
Consider the increase is immediately after the rise of crude oil price exchange, where is PAK-Lah and his administration this time around when the crude oil price drop from RM110 to RM97.32. Where is our immediate rebate of petrol price?
When can we enjoy the priviledge of RM1.92 perliter petrol price again?
Source : http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/international/prices.html#Crude
Labels: crude oil, oil, petrol, price, rebate, rise, subsidised
ACA Just A Toy Story Organisation
Taken from Tun Dr. Mahathir blogs dated September 12 2008,
5. However, the report was also made to the ACA. Will the ACA act? As a Government agency, it should act without fear or favour.
Link at http://test.chedet.com/che_det/2008/09/snippets-8.html#more claiming that the ACA had not act though a report have been submitted by Mazlan Harun's on corruption case, i wonder how true is that?
There are a few question on the efficiency, accountability and effectiveness of this toys story organisation action towards case reported.
1. Have they already act on behalf of the report.
2. Any investigation been carried out?
3. Do they have the gut's to investigate cases report to them althought it involved high ranking political figure?
From my point of view, ACA(Anti Corruption Agency) is just some toys organisation in this country which can be manupulated and will be manupulated if you have the power to manipulating.
ACA against corruption? ACA my ASS!
Labels: ACA
Ahmad The Racist
Now ahmad, you deserve it. Now, chew on this!
I got this message and whole lots of forwarded sms on my phone.
Let practice this today and from this minutes onwards to see if this dude can do much without the chinese community support.
Labels: ahmad, petrol, racist, shell
Funny Politician With A Funny Remark
Taken from themalaysianinsider blogs(http://themalaysianinsider.com/index.php/malaysia/8592-penang-opposition-leader-reporter-should-be-shot) which read penang opposition Datuk Azhar Ibrahim critised the reporter from chinese newspaper on reporting Datuk Ahmad Ismail speech on the UMNO meeting. It says the first person to be shot is the reporter himself for twisting the truth of Ahmad words in the speech and labelling this reporter as an idiotic reporter. Well for my opinion, the person who deliver this kind of critics to the reporter shows the true meaning of idiotic, uncivilised and stubborn person you are. Come on....wake up Azhar!
If the reporter is forbid to attend the meeting held by UMNO, the meeting should be organised in a close session.
And a counter fire from Ahmad asking the reporter to apologise to every Malay and Muslim in the country for inciting racial hatred, really makes me laugh till i shag off my pant. Come on...!!!!, who is the person who inflict racial remarks at first hand? Ahmad are the person who shout racist remarks and yet you ask the reporter to apologies? It is like i am the person who stole the "COW" from the "Kampung" yet i'm to blame the "Orang-Kampung" for not taking good care of the COW.
Labels: ahmad, azhar, cow, funny, racial, themalaysianinsider, umno
New Penang Trade Forum
This is so cool. Just available a few days back. It's a trading forum for penangites to buy and sell stuff. Exactly like lowyat.net except it is belongs to a penangites.
Come on guys lets visit http://penangtrade.forumotion.net.
It is so cool. Please spread the news to your friends.
Labels: computer, cool, forum, gadget, lowyat, lowyat.net, new forum, penang, penangites, penangtrade, trade
God Damn You Lowyat!
Damn you lowyat for banning my account twice due to some complaint from an ignorant user and some childish act of a senior member. When i said "God Damn You" i really meant it for the rest of your life. God damn you
stevenistelrooy!!!
You are so pathetic and lousy administrator. Why don't you get TMNUT to block my blogs from the ISP dns. And make this happen. I bet you can't do it because you're not the owner of our ISP owner.
Labels: damn, god, lowyat, stevenistelrooy, you
NST Suck's Big Time
NST is a media and newspaper controlled by government yet it influent reader in negatives thoughts on malaysian athletics.
Here the posted on NST front page on 2008/08/19:
In the global sense, we are hopeless in football, meek in athletics, frustrating in rhythmic gymnastics, hockey, cycling and swimming, weaklings in rugby, uncultured in cricket, and overall, nowhere in the ranks of the global sports domination. Our sporting culture is as alive as plain cow’s grass and our parents would rather pressure their children to mug in maths, science, ballet and piano classes, rather than let them loose and happy in the playground and sporting fields.
(WHAT ABOUT BADMINTON, WE ARE IN THOMAS CUP QUALIFICATION)
Yet, we have a full time Minister and a Ministry
(WHAT THE MINISTRY DO?) lording over a slew of sporting associations where only a handful flourishes (MOSTLY HAVING A GOOD TIME ENJOYING GOVERNMENT SALARY AND ALLOWANCE).
Compare that to the United States, with its mega athletes winning, no…make that ‘manufacturing’, gold medals, don’t even need to have a Cabinet Minister for sports. But they do have a highly energised, multi-discipline sprawling sporting culture that rewards successful athletes into overnight multimillionaires (Carl Lewis, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods and now Michael Phelps)(What does malaysian good at? Try asking european to compete in CUP PRIX)(We are so good at it. Because malaysian are born to be REMPIT).
For goodness sakes, the Americans have professional anglers (PLEASE COMPARE OUR FOOTBALLER TO THOSE IN EUROPEAN CUP)
NONE is discipline enough!(that’s fancy fishing for you and me) earning millions in prize money and endorsements!(I FANCY THIS TOO)
We were so lucky we have Lee Chong Wei in the men's single for badminton play off.
Now live with that. He deserve every cents that the government present to him.
So NST should be boycott by malaysian reader. Do not read this newpaper.
Labels: badminton, crap, Lee Chong Wei, newspaper, NST
Corporate IT Manager
Mr.Corporate,
As an employee of a MNC company, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my indirect Corporate IT manager shares an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of myself, and my co-workers during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes (GARBAGE item) of our time. You knows nothing at all in IT. You’re basically not suit for this position. Your coordination suck's and does not get anywhere as a result of this, you’ve failed to implement project successfully.
Asking me, a MIS personnel, to pick up thing you’ve fail to do so is a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. Why should they (THE COMPANY) employed you anyway? Might as well employed me and let me take care everything for you. Let me sit at your place and received a minimal wages and carried out all your task. You can go……
I was hired because I know about WINDOWS and Microsoft Products, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement, irritation and to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to coordinate projects with an effective manner. Your knowledge in IT administration seems funny to me too.
You will never understand what bad logs are, system, proper working environment, effective coordination, the term of infrastructure, “go live”, bugs, so on and so fore. Something as incredibly simple as Internet Explorer and internet application tools provides by Microsoft Cooperation will gives you a headache. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you point by point in details, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what a IE is.
Your shiny new CAR has more personality than you ever will. You sit around the office all days, making conference call, organizing meeting and calling all other IT operation analyst and software specialist, shiftlessly looking for answer and solution, who should be incharge for every part of the project, asking how many percent does the project completed and to confirm the completion of the project. What did you do then, as part of the project chief? I bet you haven’t seen how a project is coordinated, implemented and works in an MNC company. You haven’t seen how a Coporate IT Manager works and do things. In other words, you have a sharp-dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. YOU WASTE ALL THE COMPANY RESOURCES which could be allocated for purchasing of high end IT equipment for the user. YOU WASTED to much resources for outsourcing!
In a world of managerial evolution, you are the SHIT that everyone flushed down the toilet bowl. I wonder what the qualities that my previous company are looking at for the position of a Coporate IT Manager. This is an advised to you. Never f*ck with your system support, because they know more than you do.
Sincerely,
Me, Me Me And Just Me
Oooo… Pardon me but I copy it from somewhere and amend it to suit my taste.
Labels: bullshit, Corporate It Manager, crap, incompetent, ranting, you sucks
Negara Pengeluar Minyak - Bolehland
Our petrol price is much cheaper compare to neighbouring country. Increment of oil price can't be avoid. Citizen should change lifestyle.this is the statement that we've been listening to.
Our oil price still cheaper compares to Singapura, Thailand and some other country. But of course can we compare to other oil country which also produces oil? Perhaps Iran(0.35), UAE (1.19), Arab Saudi (0.38), Venezuela (0.16), Mesir (1.03), Bahrain (0.87), Qatar (0.68) , Kuwait (0.67), Nigeria (0.32) .
Jangan fikir rakyat Malaysia bodoh dan mudah diperdayakan dengan fakta dan perbandingan yang tidak tepat.
We can't afford to be subsidise yet we can afford to send somebody to SPACE.Well, at least we had RUSSIAN JET and own submarine. Life aint that bad after all.
So LET's smile together and scream proudly ....in this BOLEHLAND!
Labels: bolehland, harga, minyak, naik, oil, petrol, pokai
The sin that i've done today
Blogger N i know you will delete my comment. So this is a re-post in my own blogs.
No wonder guys nowadays can't find jobs. All those male CEO, director and manager are just some stupid fuck, jackass, morons, what an arsehole....!!.
In other words in muar chinese - Pubo kia la....
Dear,
You've WON (ninabeh how many times do i have to get this words right)the PSP because you are a way better looking blogger. Suanie.net writes better stuff than you.
Kennysia write better stuff than you! Get your face altered...to looks like boogeyman. Then i'll bet you won't won the sony PSP.
Anyway..blogs nowadays all sucks. But kennysia.com really write interesting stuff. I can say i'm proud of that kuching guy....
*lol* congrates! Congrats to N blogger
Labels: psp
Weirdest Sundry Shop Names
Trust me, this post is way cooler than those in kennysia.com
Labels: kennysia, kennysia.com, name, restaurant, weid
